This lunchtime, with what many would regard as an inexplicable disregard for the elasticity towards the boundaries of perceived conformity, I decided after a great deal thought, that I would do my weekend shopping in Morrison's rather than my obligatory trip to aisles of Sainsbury's that I have grown to know and love.
"Why on earth did come to make such a ludicrous decision?" I hear you all cry.
Well you see, Morrison’s have an air hose ...
This old gay marriage malarkey is getting a bit over the top isn't it? I really do wonder what all the fuss about as because the last time I checked, I was firmly of the belief that what makes a good society is a happy society. If getting married creates happiness between same sex couples, who really cares?
The extreme right wing of the Tory party seem to care; they seem to be stuck in a somewhat bizarre place where buggering children or ...
Cars seemed to have dominated my life in the last few days, I have experienced on three consecutive days, a flat battery, a flat tyre and a speeding fine which was the result of a self-inflicted dash up the M3 motorway late on Sunday evening.
The flat battery was self-inflicted as well, courtesy of leaving my ignition on at the cricket club on Saturday afternoon but as much as I try, it is hard to go for an unenviable hat-trick and blame ...
Between the 2006 and 2012, with the help of others, I re-established and ran a local colt’s cricket team that featured my eldest son, his friends and other lads from around the area. When we started, it was all a bit of a laugh really, but as the boys grew stronger and their motor skills began to click in to place, the whole thing became irrationally competitive and obsessive, not just for me but also for many of the parents (the male ones ...
You have to admit that politics as a subject has suffered from major apathy in recent years. There have been two major parties who have been squabbling over the ground of middle England for at least a decade now and it gets to the point where you can't calculate who is positioned where. It is fair to say that there are Tories who are almost left of centre and New Labour politicians passing them like ships in the night; it is really confusing ...