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Rudd Announces Engagement to Fudd!
Rumours are circulating in the media that Home Secretary, Amber Rudd, is set to marry Bugs Bunny nemesis, Elmer Fudd, at a Coltswold mansion next summer. Ms Rudd, whose CV allegedly boasts a directorship of two tax dodging companies in the Caribbean and one in the UK where her co-director was banged up for fraud, is also thought to be the favourite to host the new BBC reality show, 'Cook the Books' which is set to rival 'The Great British Bake ...
Mary Berry Takes News Poll Position Above the Proxy war
If you were ever to believe you were living in a parallel universe, this week would have to be the one that confirmed it. In a week where we have been warned that antibiotics are about to run out of juice, where the political equivalent of Laurel & Hardy are overseeing the EU exit negotiations, and the proxy war between the US and Russia intensifies, what are we supposed to do? It's obvious...we should wildly celebrate the heroism of ...
Time to Rescue the Moors and Uplands from Greedy Anihilation
Because I have what is essentially a gun dog (although it doesn't work) and I drive a country type vehicle, people could be excused for accusing me of being two faced in my rant against the greedy bastards who are raping the moorlands and uplands in pursuit of the handsome cash that morons will pay to shoot a waddling grouse. Greed has engulfed this 'sport' leaving no wildlife left. The near extinction of hen harrier is what has grabbed the ...
Johnson to Bring Back the Maxi to Rule the Roads After Brexit
The Austin Maxi 1750 should be brought back into production with immediate effect after the Brexit vote dozens of Conservative MP's, former ministers led by Boris Johnson and an aide to the Queen say. The Maxi was launched by British Leyland in 1969 with the last model rolling off the Longbridge production line on the 8th of July 1981, the year of the Royal Wedding, Botham's Ashes and all other things that sent us victorious, happy and ...
Harry Heads off to University
It was quite poignant that the day when summer was, at an instant, transformed into autumn, turned out to be the one I said goodbye to Harry as he begins the next exciting chapter in his life. Of course, Harry is heading to Bournemouth University not Afghanistan, but after I dropped him off and the sun began to set to the west, a tear did roll down my self-indulgent cheek, courtesy of the combined emotions of pride, sadness and indeed, a ...