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Getting Caught up With Facebook Ranters!

Posted on April 28, 2017

When the referendum was called as part of David Cameron securing an election victory in 2015, I was not alone in thinking that it could lead to disastrous consequences, with people not really knowing what they were voting for being driven on by jingoistic media hysteria. However, no matter how reasonable I tried to be in arguing the point that most people didn't have enough good information to decide on something so critical ...

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Turkeys Expected to Vote for Christmas Landslide!

Posted on April 21, 2017

Latest polls from the Bernard Matthews estate in Norfolk suggest overwhelming support for a vote for Christmas this year. Despite overwhelming evidence that Christmas will take place, the majority of turkeys have been convinced by a campaign in Poultry Bugle that a vote for leader, Rupert Murdacre, is in their best interests. Meanwhile, a small campaign group of turkeys at the farm who claim that Turkey's voting for Christmas is the ...

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Victoria Beckham – An OBE at Last!

Posted on April 20, 2017

I was delighted to see in the news today that Victoria Beckham has received an OBE for her services to something or the other. With her dreadful voice, dubious fashion range and an unflappable ability to encourage young girls to take the bulimia route to looking sexy, it is no less than this faux Queen of Hearts deserves. She has her critics, but who knows where the world would be now without Victoria Beckham? 1996 changed everything, with ...

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The General Election – A Pursuit of a One Party State

Posted on April 19, 2017

"The country is coming together, Westminster is not" - Theresa May, April 2017 That sentence alone, should be enough to make people wonder if Theresa May has any clue whatsoever, what sort of evangelist righteous path she is leading us down. Unless I have missed a glorious unification of the masses in the last 48 hours (I have been a bit busy) the last time I checked, Britain was more divided than at any other time during my 49 years on ...

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Madrid Wakes up to the Stench of Tabloid Nationalism

Posted on April 14, 2017

When I saw the headline 'UP YOURS SENORS' in The Sun last week, I did wonder what the reaction to it would be when England or an English team next played abroad. Of course, it wasn't long before elements of the Leicester City fanbase used the tabloids as a 'call to arms' and a good reason to chant nationalist songs that stirred the police into chaotic behaviour, no doubt resulting in genuine fans getting terrified and hurt as the vermin ran ...

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