When I went to the shop this morning, a lady in front of me held up her jar of coffee and said to me, the checkout girl, and anyone else who wanted to listen, the following dramatic sentence.
"When wake up and realise you have no coffee....worst nightmare!!"
"How about being lowered into a pit of vipers whilst watching a big screen showing Theresa May at the EU negotiating table dressed as Coco the Clown?", I replied.
I am lying of ...
After the recent terrorist attack in Manchester that shocked us all, there have been rumours floating around that this may have been what is known as a 'false flag' operation.
This ambitious claim is based around the fact that the Conservative party were in utter chaos on Monday morning, watching their apparently unassailable lead in the opinion polls getting slashed.
This was due to scrutiny of social care plans that punished many working ...
When someone gets killed in the line of duty trying to stop a violent attack, be it in the armed services or the police, rather than justify it, I can at least understand how it happens. When these ladies and gentleman join up, they are made aware that there may come a day when they come face to face with death.
If you are a police officer in a big city or a soldier tip toeing through land mines in enemy territory, there will come a time when ...
Well, my upgrade from iPhone 6s to iPhone 7 was remarkably straightforward, without the standard frustration and adrenalin rush that comes from being asked for passwords you had no idea you had ever created. Normally, these are something easy to remember, like B0b@l3th@bY-Re@d1ngFc followed by the surname of a second cousin's pet hamster.
I had to reset my password on Sage accounts the other day and on virtually every attempt I was told I ...
Because I run a small business, I am aware of corporation tax and the workings of it. This is not because I am particularly interested in accounts, I just have to be aware of these things so I know when to pay tax on any profits I might make. Due to my general lack of ambition and a preference to walking my dog and playing cricket, my profits are negligible, but I happily pay tax on them nonetheless.
So, corporation tax works like this.
If ...
