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Why it’s Kicking Off Everwhere!

Posted on July 23, 2017

With the multiple TV channels that all televisions have these days, it is really difficult to find anything but multiple shit TV shows featuring a load of distractionary dross. Most of the interesting dramas or topical productions are hidden away largely unadvertised, 'Frankie Boyle's New World Order' and 'The Handmaids Tale' being two recent examples. The argument is that broadcasters are only producing what the public wants but if we ...

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A Tale From the Test!

Posted on July 20, 2017

I was strolling along The River Test near Houghton today and when I was walking across the bridge on the third stretch, I saw an elderly man approaching me in the obligatory River Test uniform which features a mustard shirt, pink slacks and well worn but expensive looking moccasins. "Good morning",  I said,  in a hearty accent that was far posher than my normal one (I must stop doing that and just accept I am a serf). "Good morning...you ...

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Man Combusts After Hearing Dr Who News!

Posted on July 17, 2017

A 52 year old man has spontaneously combusted after learning of the news that the new 'Dr Who' is a woman. Frank 'Always' Wright, an unemployed Facebook trolling expert, was drinking from his personalised beer tankard in the Jolly Bigot public house in North Kent, when he burst into flames and died instantly in his favourite chair at the corner of the bar. According to eyewitnesses, Wright was sat at the end of the bar minding everyone else's ...

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Wimbledon Exposes a Nation of Contradictory Sycophants!

Posted on July 13, 2017

I really enjoy tennis at its highest level, it is a game of endurance and supreme fitness like no other. In fact, the 2008 Wimbledon Final, when Rafa Nadal beat Roger Federer in five sets, remains one of my top ten sporting occasions. However, Wimbledon 2017, has excelled more than any other before it for its irrational criticism, sycophantic behaviour and outright hypocrisy. As early as the first round, we had experts and players bemoan...

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Are Media Character Assassinations Becoming a Thing of the Past?

Posted on July 5, 2017

One thing that came to my attention during and after the recent election campaign, is how much more grown up a big majority of the public are with regards to mass media character assassinations of political figures. If the population of voters had taken any notice of The Mail and The Sun newspapers, Jeremy Corbyn would have not have received one vote during Theresa May's hopeless attempt at a landslide election. However, being accused of ...

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