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A Day in the Life of Boris Johnson!
Boris Johnson has a lot on his plate. As Foreign Secretary, not only does he have to perform his duty of upsetting every other nation on earth, he also has to find time to prepare for extra extra-marital affairs, acting the buffoon to the merriment of the British public and undermining his boss, none other than the PM herself, Theresa May. This week, Boris gives us an insight to a typically busy day as a front bench member of the Conser...
Tory MP in Golf Club Membership Row
A bitter public row has broken out between Conservative MP, Sir Cecil Favours-Cash, and Wentworth Golf Club, over his refusal to pay a six figure membership fee to the the prestigious venue. Sir Favours-Cash an active member of the 'Leave EU' campaign last year, argues that the £100,000 membership is not due because he has decided to leave the club but still have use of all its facilities for free, just as they were when he was a full ...
Post Brexit TV Guide Announced!
06:00 - Full English Breakfast Jacob Rees-Mogg and Michael Gove with all the latest Brexit good news stories coming from around the UK. 09:00 - Poles Under the Hammer Our team of Britain First members go in search of Polish nationals that still haven't left the UK. 10:00 - Bulgarian Hunt Nigel Farage and the boys in balaclavas take the red bus to Margate in such of Bulgarians to persecute. 12:00 - Nationalist News Mi...
Delusion and Confusion as Hard Brexit Looms!
Before 2016, how many of you reading this had been drastically affected by decisions made by the European Union? Not many I bet and the truth is, most of us have probably benefitted from it in some small way (food standards, cleaner beaches etc) but not really noticed it to any degree. When I voted last year, to be honest, I did it on the basis that in the month leading up to it, there was nothing I could find that warranted making ...
We Want Our Polluted Beaches Back!
One of the great things about leaving the EU is that we will be able to get our sovereign beaches back from unelected bureaucrats who hate Britain. Right up until 1998, our brave boys fought hard against EU regulation on cleaner beaches, showing true Dunkirk spirit as we battled to save our sovereign right to pollute our shores with turds, industrial paint, oil and various acids. When a cleaner water policy (Bathing water Directive) was ...