After 2 years of deliberating, I finally signed on at my new doctor’s surgery today.
I don’t like the doctors, so I avoid them when I can, partly because my mother brought us up to only visit a GP if we were carrying one of our own severed limbs and then only if our own attempts at stitching it back on had failed.
I only turned up today because I was speaking to an electrician who works for me the other day and he panicked me ...
An unnamed Conservative MP is thought to be the first to come forward and admit that he hasn't been involved in an expenses or sex scandal.
The MP, who has served since the 1990's, claims that he has been under pressure to come forward after turning down an offer to claim the interest on his mortgage as well as refusing to make lurid suggestions to his secretary.
Speaking in strict confidence, the MP told of his non scandal shame.
"I ...
I was in the local shop this morning when I saw an old chap pay for his copy of The Daily Mail before dropping a few quid into a RBL tin and taking a little paper poppy with him.
As is always the case in these situations, I said to myself "Now that's ironic Alanis" in reference to Alanis Morissette’s 1995 hit 'Ironic' that wasn't ironic in any shape or form.
I felt like saying something to the chap but I didn't want to ruin his or ...
A government spokesman has revealed the real reason why David Davies is refusing to release over 50 Brexit impact reports to the general public.
As pressure mounts and the government face the prospect of legal action, it is claimed that the withholding of the information is due to what ministers are calling 'strategic euphoria complexities'.
"If the papers are released into the public domain, we have a real issue with the logistics of ...
Spurs in-form striker, Harry Kane, has earmarked the home with fixture with Manchester City as the day he would like to break his 5th metatarsal. The fixture takes place on the 14th April next year and leaves an ideal time frame for Kane to get almost fit for the World Cup Finals in Russia.
Speaking after his virtuoso display against a really shit Liverpool side yesterday, Kane confirmed that April would be the ideal time for the injury, ...
