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Johnson Undergoes Rectum Surgery to Remove MP’s
Boris Johnson has undergone emergency surgery to have MP's and former cabinet ministers from his anal passage, it has been revealed. Gucci Shoe Johnson fell ill in the early hours of the morning, with his wife, Carrie, calling ambulance services after discovering a Gucci shoe poking out of his dirtbox. It is thought to be owned by Zac Goldsmith. At this stage of what is a complex operation, surgeons are not certain how many MP's are up ...
The Myth of Individualism
I don’t know if anyone reading this listens to podcasts, but I find them quite interesting. What’s good about them I find, is that you can jump back to them at any time. Sideways Recently, I have been listening to a series of podcasts called ‘Sideways’. It was written and narrated by Mathew Syed. Syed is something of a brainbox who first came to my attention when I read his book, ‘Bounce – The Myth of Talent and the Power of ...
Liz Trussterfuck and Her Growth Policy That No One Wants
A while back, I was talking to a surgeon I know through cricket. He talked of an obsession with growth and people’s inability to understand that resources aren’t infinite. Not long after, David Attenborough spoke of the same thing. Anti-growth Coalition At the Tory Party conference last week, a new phrase came to the fore. It was called the ‘Anti-growth Coalition’. It was meant to have the same impact as ‘Get Brexit Done’ ...
Truss and Her Carpetbaggers Have to Go!
One of the things that have got my goat recently, is the mistruth that Tories were once decent. This is nonsense. They have always been in it to serve lords and bankers. That is who they are, so that is who they represent; they’d be mad not to. If these people aren’t protected, they will be overrun in no time. They may own everything, but they are a physical minority. The Pitchfork Threat Of course, socialist opposition and the threat ...
Truss and Kwarteng – Useless or Corrupt?
Through fear of going down the road of becoming a raging conspiracy theorist, yesterday, I contacted three people I know who have more knowledge of finance than me. One being in asset management, another who works in consumer pricing (RRP) and has a BA Hons in Accountancy, and the chartered accountant for my business. These chaps are level-headed and as exasperated with our current political situation as any other normal person. The question ...