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Time For Good Honest Tories to Clean Up Loony Lefty Misogyny!
What a bonkers week that was. Misogyny, Drones, Mourinho’s sacking, Putin demanding that democracy should not be interfered with (he did, honestly) and Trump losing yet more of his staff, presumably another one who has worked out he is mad as fuck. How on earth would you cope with that lot as a satirist? It must be absolute carnage in the offices of Private Eye as these publications have to be right on the money with current affairs. How do ...
How the Tale of Mourinho Sums Up the British Mindset!
When I was listening to Radio 5 today, there was a phone in about the spending crisis in the retail industry and what was causing it (I thought it was obvious). Larry, from Reading, was about to have his say, when, suddenly, he was interrupted by Nicky Campbell with the news that Jose Mourinho had been sacked by Manchester United. Radio 5 then ruthlessly abandoned the retail analyst studio guest and went into full Mourinho mode. It ...
The Rise of Jess Phillips!
With the Brexit shambles continuing, it has been a tough week for anyone looking for a bit of hope and trust from parliament figures. The Conservative Party have been utterly useless, with Theresa May only having pig headed fortitude as her final and desperate attribute. She has gained sympathy this week as her own party members turned on her, but if we are to be honest, if she was the head of any business, she would have been moved aside ...
Britain is Trapped in Brexit Mayhem!
After following yesterday’s events on Brexit, it got to a stage where my brain felt like a computer that had run out of disc space and needed fragmenting and rebooting. Even the excellent John Pienaar on the BBC appeared nonplussed, yet, in 2015, David Cameron decided to put this complex situation to the people, millions of whom are only really interested in beer and football results. Theresa May now looks about 175 years old and Britain is ...
There is No Good Brexit Deal – Simple as That!
I have found a great new idea for those of you who like to read my posts but sometimes don't have the time. Microsoft word now reads it out for me, so I can just upload it and post here so you can just hear it. It's worth it, even if it is just for the swear words. The full written article is below. If Theresa May was really trying to do the best for the nation, she would stand up in parliament and say, 'I have tried my best folks, but ...