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Johnson, The Pensioner and the Cat!
Sources close to Number 10 have confirmed with The Sun newspaper that PM, Boris Johnson, has helped an old lady across the road and rescued a cat from a tree. It’s been a great couple of weeks for the down to earth, honest Prime Minister, with the cat and pensioner news following the announcement he has found billions of pounds for public spending in Theresa May’s old wardrobe. Dog Rescue! Along with rescuing education, the NHS ...
To Turkey and Back!
The Journey After my ordeal at of going to Gatwick last week (see my last post) I was wondering whether galvanising myself to travel was something I could continue to do. Since passing 50, I seem to worry about heart attacks and plane/bus crashes too much, whereas as when I was young, I couldn’t give a flying toss. Once my flight with crying babies and the rampant couple (it turned out they were on their 3rd Tinder date) was done with, it ...
Gatwick Airport-Welcome to Hell
If you don’t own a dog, you will not know that feeling of deserting it and going on holiday. It knows you are going somewhere, but it doesn’t have a clue how long for. “Perhaps it’s forever?”, it thinks. It is a pathetic lump in the throat moment. Dogs and their master become incredibly attached. An early morning arrival at Gatwick was a painful reminder of how much I hate the place. A paradise of irony as rabid, track-suited ...
MP’s Will Do Anything to Avoid No Deal, But Will They Do That?
When I heard about Jeremy Corbyn’s letter offering to be temporary PM, I thought, “Oh no, what has he done now?” Then I read it and I thought, “Well, that all seems to make perfect sense!” It makes sense because he has offered to (in the event of a vote of no confidence) lead the house whilst a general election is organised, and party manifestos are put in place. This should satisfy the majority of the house who, we are told, ...
The Ironic Journey of the Blue Passport!
Who can remember when it was announced that we would, as part of getting our country back, be getting blue passports? Not just blue passports but BLUE PASSPORTS! Personally, I found it quite ironic that the maniacs on the verge of masturbation at this great show of patriotism don’t care for foreigners very much. Why get a passport when they are not likely to travel? Maybe the new blue passport would simply stay in the drawer, or perhaps it ...