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Dire Health Warning Issued Over Ageing Toilet Roll

Posted on March 20, 2020

New studies are indicating that storing toilet paper for periods longer than 14 days, can cause severe trauma to the anal passage. The Sandpaper Effect Because of the paper softening method required to make the use of lavatory paper comfortable, disintegration and hardening of the product causes what experts call ‘the sandpaper effect’. Professor Anne Drex of ‘The Ringpiece Institute’, warns that continued storing of toilet ...

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Social Distancing

Posted on March 19, 2020

Hands up who has had a day when they hear so much about Coronavirus, they go to bed convinced they have it? There are major psychological issues going on with this thing and I am in no doubt that taking on too much negative information is damaging to the soul. Today, I avoided the news and felt much better. However, we also need to take on bad news. Simply ignoring it will mean the length of time we are in a state of chaos, will go on and ...

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The Economic and Psychological Effects of Losing Sport!

Posted on March 16, 2020

I will always remember with fondness the Olympics in 2012. There was one Saturday morning where a couple of girls won gold in a kayak/rowing type event I knew little about. I sat in awe as they were roared to victory by thousands of people on the riverbank. I confess I did shed a tear of happiness when seeing their joy as they received their medals. I recalled similar events in Beijing 4 years earlier. The heats had the occasional passer by ...

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The Worthless World of Statutory Sick Pay!

Posted on March 13, 2020

Here’s a thing. I was in a famous IT retailer today who, for the sake of anonymity, I will call CP World. I was buying a keyboard for about £15.00 to give their morale a boost as the Coronavirus crisis reaches its dystopian stages. Statutory Sick Pay Understandably, the lad who served me was worried. He had been told that if he showed signs of a cold, he was to go home and self-isolate and he will get SSP (statutory sick pay). This is ...

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Latest Coronavirus News as Gemma Collins Says Stay Calm!

Posted on March 11, 2020

This Coronavirus stuff is all going a bit mental isn’t it? When I started hearing about the chaos with loo roll, I couldn’t help but wonder whether severe shitting was involved. But no, this isn’t the case, so maybe people are using rolls of loo paper to build padded cells? It is hard to keep up and I am not sure who is maddest? Is it the mad people who have bulk bought loo roll, or is it the people who have gone mad because they are ...

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