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NHS to Get Rolex Watches as Bridge Plans Get the Nod!

Posted on April 19, 2020

Health minister, Matt Hancock, has announced that the government has spent £20 million on rewards for NHS workers on the frontline. All doctors and nurses in the NHS will be given genuine Rolex watches after Hancock struck a deal with Rolex dealer, Lucky Asyulikey (above) from Fuengirola, on the Costa Del Sol, Spain. The government has paid Lucky up front, on a buyer collects deal. The watches should be ready within the fortnight and ...

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The State of Denial

Posted on April 15, 2020

During the coronavirus outbreak I have been increasingly intrigued by the subject of denial. Please read into this as you will and feel free to comment. It is a subject I am learning as I go along, so I am not an expert, far from it (who needs experts eh?). The reason I am intrigued  by denial is because of how I have seen processes of it in myself and learnt how to override it. For instance, when I first heard about coronavirus, I tried ...

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Farewell to My Mate Colin

Posted on April 14, 2020

I was saddened to hear about the passing of my old friend, Colin Norton, yesterday. I have known Colin for 30 years after meeting him in The Wellington Arms in Baughurst, a pub that my parents went on to run for a few raucous years in the late 90’s. I am not one to indulge in the past, but they were good times. It was a time when pub goers had nicknames. He was called ‘Cottage’ or ‘Cottage Col’. It was a pub that, when you ...

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Coronavirus Set for an Ollie Good Beating!

Posted on April 12, 2020

The British government have refused to comment about increasing media speculation that they are about to turn to 57-year-old Grimsby Town boss, Ian Holloway, in a bid to turn the tide against the Coronavirus. Holloway, otherwise known as Ollie, is renowned for his ability to rescue football clubs from the abys by instilling positivity and highly amusing quotes to reporters in a bid to deflect attention from his team. It is hoped that ...

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What is the Coronavirus Exit Strategy?

Posted on April 10, 2020

If anyone was wondering why they can't understand the government exit strategy with regards to coronavirus, the answer is this. Nor do the government. Or do they and they know the public won't like the answer? The opposition leader, Kier Starmer, has been asking this question for a few days now and the answers aren't coming back. The government appears to be continually rewriting the procrastination rule book as they get caught between two ...

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