Uncategorized


Starmer’s Impossible Challenge

Posted on April 22, 2020

I was on Facebook earlier when a post from a chap I worked with in the early 90’s came up. He was basically saying that the government should beyond criticism and that Kier Starmer needs to shut it, as he once defended Jimmy Savile. I scrolled through the replies and there was loads of aggression and hatred, with the obligatory venom aimed at Jeremey Corbyn and Diane Abbott. There were a few more sensibly minded folks on there as well. One ...

Read More


NHS to Get Rolex Watches as Bridge Plans Get the Nod!

Posted on April 19, 2020

Health minister, Matt Hancock, has announced that the government has spent £20 million on rewards for NHS workers on the frontline. All doctors and nurses in the NHS will be given genuine Rolex watches after Hancock struck a deal with Rolex dealer, Lucky Asyulikey (above) from Fuengirola, on the Costa Del Sol, Spain. The government has paid Lucky up front, on a buyer collects deal. The watches should be ready within the fortnight and ...

Read More


The State of Denial

Posted on April 15, 2020

During the coronavirus outbreak I have been increasingly intrigued by the subject of denial. Please read into this as you will and feel free to comment. It is a subject I am learning as I go along, so I am not an expert, far from it (who needs experts eh?). The reason I am intrigued  by denial is because of how I have seen processes of it in myself and learnt how to override it. For instance, when I first heard about coronavirus, I tried ...

Read More


Farewell to My Mate Colin

Posted on April 14, 2020

I was saddened to hear about the passing of my old friend, Colin Norton, yesterday. I have known Colin for 30 years after meeting him in The Wellington Arms in Baughurst, a pub that my parents went on to run for a few raucous years in the late 90’s. I am not one to indulge in the past, but they were good times. It was a time when pub goers had nicknames. He was called ‘Cottage’ or ‘Cottage Col’. It was a pub that, when you ...

Read More


Coronavirus Set for an Ollie Good Beating!

Posted on April 12, 2020

The British government have refused to comment about increasing media speculation that they are about to turn to 57-year-old Grimsby Town boss, Ian Holloway, in a bid to turn the tide against the Coronavirus. Holloway, otherwise known as Ollie, is renowned for his ability to rescue football clubs from the abys by instilling positivity and highly amusing quotes to reporters in a bid to deflect attention from his team. It is hoped that ...

Read More