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Santa in Trouble
Santa on the Brink“Claus” For Concern as St Nicholas calls in the receiversAdministrators have been called in to ailing children’s Christmas present distributor Santa Claus as the world wide recession bites hard. Santa has blamed his inability to repay existing loans, and the banking crisis for the collapse of the firm which has been trading since 1773.Speaking outside his home in Lapland, Santa said that he had put himself up for sale for ...
Good Old Ttraffic Police
I have had a shit day today, really shit. I have laid off three more staff, found out that two new jobs I am starting have been abandoned, I have frozen my bollocks off, and to cap it all I have recieved a speeding ticket that takes me back up to a perilous nine points. Beat that.I hate the traffic police they are robbing bastards, if I get another three points I am right in the shit, and what have done to deserve this? 58 in a 50 in Ringwood, ...
Belated Birthday Celebrations
We all went to the Fox for my birthday last night, the food and company were both excellent, a good time was had by all, though I have spent today recovering slowly. The last week has been a bit heavy going but I have taken it on to join the gym in Newfound, as I will only develop weight and high blood pressure problems otherwise. This week I intend to be as fit as I was unfit in the last week, whilst it was a fun week I can't function like ...
Salmon Tikka With Cucumber Yoghurt
Jamie Oliver says make a healthy dish and pass the recipe to a friend, so here you are;Serves 22 Naan Bread1 fresh ChilliA few sprigs of coriander2 Salmon fillets1 heaped tablespoon of currry pasteHalf a CucumberSalt and Pepper1 Lemon4 Tablespoons of YoghurtPreheat oven to 110c. Put in Naan Breads until warm. Half deseed and chop chilli. Peel cucumber, deseed and roughly chop. Half lemon and squeeze juice in a bowl. Add yoghurt pinch of salt and ...
What A Nice Birthday
I didn't expect the birthday that I was treated to yesterday. Diane invited me over to Broughton for the evening and gave me such a lovely night. First of all she arranged for her Mum to come over so we could pop out for a drink at the Tally Ho, then she made me a really special meal (prawns followed by fillet steak) with a bottle of champagne. What I had done to deserve this I don't know, but if you read this Diane, you are a top cook, and a ...