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Pop Goes The Kneecap

Posted on January 30, 2009

After two months solid hard graft in the Gym to get my weight and blood pressure down, I played my first five a side football match of the year last night. For 10 minutes it was brilliant, I felt fitter than ever, scoring four times and was playing like I did when I was young, then..............................BANG................What the fuck was that?!?!?It was my knee, it just caved in without warning! Now even though I can walk in straight ...

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Ladies and Gentlemen…..I had a dream!!!

Posted on January 29, 2009

Last night I had a terrible dream inspired by a programme on Radio 4 last night hosted by Clive Anderson with two City financiers and and a Partner in a Business law firm. Basically speaking, we are going bust boys and girls, and it is too late to do much about it, and this inspired my dream.I had a very clear vision of Britain's banking industry being subject to hostile take over by a Russian and Chinese billionaire's who had already positioned ...

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Big Win For The Hoops

Posted on January 28, 2009

Went to football with George last night to watch Reading move a step closer to an immediate return to the Premiership with a win against league leaders Wolves closed the gap to just two points rather than eight points if Wolves had won. This was an enthralling encounter with no tackled shirked and 100% endeavour from both sides making up for any quality which was lacking.Ultimately in a game of such fine margins there had to be a mistake, or a ...

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Beacon Hill-Again!!!

Posted on January 25, 2009

went for a lovely walk up Beacon Hill today with Di, John, Heidi and the kids, everyone had a lovey time followed by a cracking curry at John and Heidi's. The kids love it there, and so do I, we are lucky to live in such a lovely part of the world, okay Basingstoke is a shithole, but the surrounding ares are beautiful

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George The Teenager

Posted on January 23, 2009

George reached a milestone yesterday, turning 13 years old, and beginning his years as a teenager. It is my turn to have the children this weekend so rather than play stations and game boys I will be having frank discussions with George regarding Women and their vaginas, condoms, and the dangers of anal sex and fisting.No I wont, I have just had a phone call from him saying that he doesn't want to speak to me because I am so bloody unfair, that ...

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