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A Burglar on My Birthday!!!
What a shocking experience I had last night, I have never been so scared in my life. Can you imagine waking up in the middle of the night to hear someone in your kitchen!!!It happened to me last night, I had gone to bed at about 11.30 and about 12.30 I awoke to hear loud, nervous breathing downstairs. Shit, shit, shit, what was I to do, someoneone was in my house, because it dawned on me I hadn't locked the back door!!!I have a vivid imagination ...
A Big Thank You To Homebase
Such is modern technology that Homebase must have taken the trouble to Google my name and view my earlier blog about being Mr Forgetful, and decided that it was best to ring me last night with an automated message to tell me that they were delivering to me today between 11am and 1pm. In fact they are so efficient they rang me no fewer than 9 times last night with the same message. They also sent me two text messages just to make certain.A big ...
Mr Forgetful
My short term memory is really starting to cause me concern, I am at the point of being hopeless. Take today for instance, I had a free morning so I decided to take a visit to the gym before coming home and making a cup of tea. Nothing unusual in that apart from the fact that I was in the house in North Waltham I left two weeks ago!I am forever losing things like keys, wallet's (I have given up wearing glasses) and jackets, I even left my ...
Is A Spolling Misteak That Bad?
Poor old Gordon Brown is copping stick again, this time for having the audacity of having bad hand writing and spelling James as Janes. I know lots of people with the surname James, not so many......................in fact none, by the name of Janes. I would have almost certainly made the same error but I am not the Prime Minister, and it is probably a post I am unlikely to hold in the near future.Sadly, this just a media slur by The Sun who ...
New House A Week On
Well, a week has now passed and my new house is gradually turning in to what I want it to be, all be it at greater cost than I hoped, but when isn't that the case? You think you can put up with things you don't like but ultimately you can't!!It was much with much relief that, I got away from it at the weekend and spend my time with Di and co down in Broughton in what (for a change) turned out to be a boozy affair. On Friday it was a funeral for ...