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Why am I Pitying the Aussies?

Posted on July 24, 2013

When I was watching the cricket on Sunday morning, I had to have a serious word with myself about my attitude towards the Australian cricket team. This is because as Shane Watson left the field looking bemused and beaten, I didn't feel my normal sense pleasure at an Aussie in turmoil, I felt real pangs of pity at him and his team’s plight. Australia, a decade or so ago, were the ultimate cricket team, bludgeoning the like of England ...

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The Curious State of Being British

Posted on July 12, 2013

The last time I checked on my passport, it stated that I was British, not English or indeed half English and half Scottish. As a consequence of being British, when I watched Andy Murray dismantle the world number one tennis player, Novak Djokovic, on Sunday, I found it rather enjoyable. The reason I found it enjoyable is because, just like all the Olympians last summer and indeed the British Lions on Saturday, Murray was representing Great ...

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Does Hypnosis Work for Smokers?

Posted on June 28, 2013

I went to a hypnotist the other day in a bid to cure my on-going problems associated with social smoking, particularly with a beer or at our Sunday cricket matches. I have to say that it was a terrible experience that left me feeling deflated and ripped off because when I left the building none of my social cravings had been erased. There are several categories of smoker but the main two are as follows: Smokers who have no regard for ...

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The Ten Stone Testicles

Posted on June 25, 2013

When I heard an advert on the TV yesterday promoting a programme called "The man with ten stone testicles" I wasn't entirely sure if I had heard correctly, especially when the woman, presumably on her 150th take, said it without bursting into hysterical laughter. I don't really watch television unless it is a major sporting event, the radio via my computer  or my iPod have taken preference in recent years, especially as the TV seems to be ...

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Masters of Being Pedantic

Posted on June 22, 2013

I like being pedantic and I a naturally gravitate towards those who excel in what I believe is one of best human traits available to annoy others and stir them from their slumber. Sadly, the most pedantic person I have ever met (Tony Lydeard) passed away earlier this year and his expertise in this fine art is something I still miss badly. However, I am glad to say that amongst my peers there are several people challenging against me for ...

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