Sport & Leisure


View from the chaise longue – England restore calm to win at a canter

Posted on December 5, 2022

It was red wine and the chaise longue for the culture vulture again last night. Yet again, I didn't feel physically and mentally equipped to go out in the cold and into a pub of football experts. I don’t know why, but hearing someone shout “GET GREALISH ON!”, every 20 seconds, seems more tolerable in the summer. Perhaps it's because you can escape to the garden when it is warmer? I must admit, I spent the hours before the Senegal game ...

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England Dismantle the Myth of Passion and Desire

Posted on November 30, 2022

I nearly went to the pub to watch football last night. I then realised I was a bit tired and couldn’t be bothered with listening to inane bar stool bullshit. So, with Jennifer on the hospital evening shift, I stayed home alone with a bottle of vin rouge. What a culture vulture I am. Viewing Without Distraction Watching football without distraction makes it almost seem like a different game. I found myself picking up on little bits of ...

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We are all Better Managers than Southgate!

Posted on November 26, 2022

After England lost 0-0 the USA last night, it became apparent to me that we are all better football managers than Gareth Southgate. All of us armchair fans would have started with Phil Foden and Jack Grealish and England would have won 5-0. It’s that simple. It’s Not that Simple Of course, it’s not that simple as not many of us are qualified coaches. Add to that the fact we are not seeing the players train and it makes our assumpt...

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The Confusing World of Football Hypocrisy

Posted on November 22, 2022

Most reasonable people hate the fact that the World Cup is being played in Qatar. We know it is bent but how many of us can resist watching it? I hoped England would be crap yesterday so I could pretend I didn’t care. However, the bastards played well, meaning I am now hooked into it. My Hypocrisy I justify my hypocrisy by watching it on ‘free to air’ and stating that the real villains are FIFA, not football supporters. I know, I ...

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Dog Walking and Dooo-Pitter the Cockapoo

Posted on June 26, 2022

When going out for my morning dog walk, I have got into the habit of picking out a route that suits my mood. If I have had a poor night of sleep, I go off the beaten track in the hope of not seeing anyone. If it is a fresh morning with blues sky, I say “good morning” to anyone within striking distance. However, I often struggle for anything further to say. One of my favourites is, “turned out nice again”, when it is raining, with the ...

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