Sport & Leisure
The Demise of International Football
Imagine this: you’re a professional footballer at the height of your career. You’ve reached the pinnacle of your sport, and the rewards are beyond your wildest dreams. We’re talking hundreds of thousands of pounds a week, sprawling mansions behind electric gates, and luxury cars that purr in the driveways of the English countryside or the upscale suburbs of Madrid. On the pitch, you’re in prime condition. You’re performing well, ...
Gone Fishing with Paul Whitehouse and Bob Mortimer: My Perfect Escapism!
With everything going on in the world—bad news popping up like weeds—I’ve realised I desperately need moments of peace. Don’t get me wrong, I know it’s important to stay informed about current affairs, but sometimes my brain feels like it’s running on fumes, and I need a break from the misery of it all. That’s where Gone Fishing, with Paul Whitehouse and Bob Mortimer, comes in for me—it’s the perfect way to switch off and ...
A Podding Holiday in West Dorset
When I went camping with the dog last year, it was tough. I enjoyed it, but it hurt. Let’s just say, there were more aches than adventures. It saddened me as I realised my hardcore camping days were probably behind me. However, a couple of weeks ago, I began to contemplate a 'Last Dance' with camping. The thought popped up when I was sent a marketing email about the place I stayed last year (those targeted ads know how to get you). The ...
Pub Bullshitter Big Mick Throws His Flat Cap in the Ring for England Manager Role
In a move that has shocked absolutely no one at the Red Lion, local legend and self-proclaimed football tactician, Big Mick, has announced his application for the England manager role, vowing to replace the outgoing "Wokegate" regime of Gareth Southgate. Bar Mat Manifesto Big Mick, who has spent the last three decades propping up the bar at the Red Lion after an 80s career of crunching tackles in Sunday League matches, believes he’s the ...
A Roller Coaster of Emotions: Reflecting on England’s Loss to Spain
Cloudy Skies and Cloudy Feelings When I saw yesterday's weather forecast predicting a cloudy and wet day, I couldn't help but think England would lose last night. It always seems to be gloomy the day after an England defeat. While this might not be true, it certainly feels that way. However, the loss last night didn't carry the same desperation as that wet night at Wembley three years ago. That evening, after a day of anarchy, ended with a ...