Current Affairs


Are we Heading For WWIII in Syria?

Posted on February 18, 2016

Rumours are afoot in the world of conspiracy theorists that we are now just weeks away from World War Three, with the epicentre for Armageddon being where else but Syria of course. Everyone wants a piece of the action in this country, Russia, America, the U.K, France, Saudi Arabia, Turkey...Shall I go on?  "NO, PLEASE DON'T", I hear you cry. If we were to work by the rule of thumb, this means one thing; there is big money and big money ...

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National Relief as January Passes By!

Posted on February 3, 2016

For many people, January was more depressing in 2016 than it has ever been. No alcohol (dry January) a painful wait for pay day, rock stars and DJ's seemingly dying every day, and a Daily Express weather forecast claiming it would be the coldest winter in sixty years, dragged people down to their lowest ebb. Of course, the Daily Express winter never materialised (it never does) and the weather was mild, if not a little wet, with a mid-mo...

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Google Tax Bill

Posted on January 25, 2016

When I was looking like a retard on a cross trainer at the gymnasium this morning, I couldn't help but notice on the screen in front of me someone talking about Google and a corporation tax settlement of £130 million that is to be paid to the HMRC. There was a horrible patronising woman MP on the programme (called something like Penelope Cameron-Puppet) claiming that a payment of £130 million on profits dating back to 2005 was something of ...

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RIP Lennon Karma

Posted on January 21, 2016

Legendary triangle player Lennon Karma has been found dead in his luxury home on the edge of Paulsgrove in Hampshire after a suspected heart attack aged just 68 and a half. Rock Star Living: Lennon Karma's Luxury Home Karma, who triangled for a plethora of sixties rock and folk bands including Hoople Tuesday, The Windows, Seeing Yellow and Dense Pink, was known for pushing the boundaries of triangle playing to unprecedented limits. ...

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Blue Monday after a Blue Week

Posted on January 19, 2016

Apparently it was Blue Monday yesterday, the most depressing day of the year because it is half way through the longest month, the weather is dismal, and we receive our credit card bills. It is also a good time to get divorced because domestic pressure has mounted up over Christmas as has the general spending in the lives of 21st century consumer addicts. There are even adverts on the local radio stations encouraging divorces. "Oh I just ...

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