It’s Brentford Bridge!

Posted on April 23, 2026

FARAGE FURIOUS AS RUSSIAN BOTS BARRED FROM BY-ELECTIONS

Posted on June 20, 2026

Reform leader condemns “woke anti-voting agenda” after discovering social media accounts cannot cast ballots Reform UK leader Nigel Farage yesterday launched a furious attack on what he described as a “deeply unfair and profoundly woke anti-voting agenda” after learning that Russian bot accounts remain unable to participate in British by-elections. Speaking to reporters outside a pub while gesturing angrily at a smartphone ...

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A View From the Chez Lounge – England off to a Rare Flier!

Posted on June 18, 2026

A Rarely Enjoyable England Opening Act When I woke up this morning, I was trying to remember the last time I enjoyed the opening game of an England World Cup campaign quite so much. Okay, the 6-2 hiding we handed out to Iran in 2022 was pretty entertaining, but Iran are no Croatia. Beating them felt a bit like beating my four-year-old granddaughter in a spelling test. Technically a victory, but not one that tells you very much about your ...

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Two-Tier Policing: Britain’s Favourite Evidence-Free Conspiracy

Posted on June 5, 2026

If you’ve spent any time on social media recently, you’ve probably seen the phrase “two-tier policing” being thrown around like confetti at a wedding. The claim is simple: the police supposedly treat certain groups more favourably than others based on race, religion, or politics. It’s a serious accusation. The trouble is that nobody seems able to provide much evidence for it. The Claim Meets Reality The idea really took off ...

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The Great 1985 Heatwave That Never Was

Posted on June 2, 2026

Like many people, I occasionally find myself wandering through social media's vast landscape of misinformation, nostalgia and confidently incorrect graphics. I find it strangely enjoyable. Recently I came across a particularly impressive specimen. The image showed two weather forecasts side by side. In the first, supposedly set in 1985, a smiling weather presenter stood in front of a map showing temperatures of 32°C and 35°C, cheerfully ...

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May Heatwave Brings Out Record Number of Wack Jobs

Posted on May 27, 2026

Britain’s hottest May weather on record has officially triggered an unprecedented outbreak of conspiracy theorists, arriving roughly four to six weeks earlier than the traditional peak season for absolute twaddle. As temperatures soared to 35c in parts of the UK, social media rapidly filled with people insisting that “it’s called summer”, urging everyone to “wake up sheeple”, blaming “chemtrails”, reminiscing about how ...

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