Two Toddlers Light up a Dismal Week

Posted on September 11, 2008

Another week of dismal weather has been lightened by two toddlers. Firstly there was my visit to my best mates Kev's house to see him and his lovely daughter Jasmine (pictured below) then there was the genius of 19 year Theo Walcott (also pictured) lighting up England's world cup campaign with his blistering pace and finishing. I have been a fierce critic of England lately but last night I was more than happy to eat humble pie by the plateful as ...

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What A Great Summer!!!!

Posted on September 9, 2008

What a fantastic summer we have had with some exceptionally fine weather ruining cricket matches, barbecues, camping trips, and days out with the children in the summer holidays. How we have all marvelled at the way relentless low pressure systems have battered our country for the past five months courtesy of our new found friend the "Jet Stream". Being British is Great at the moment, apart from the constant deluge, we can also boast the worst ...

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Gay Wedding and a Labourious Win For England

Posted on September 7, 2008

I did something that I never thought I would do last night. I went to a lesbian wedding where the best man was gay......strange, but really good fun and I met lots of really nice people. The band were aptly a "Swing" band and very good. It all went on until four this morning so I am feeling a bit jaded today, but I am glad I went, especially as it meant I had an excuse not to watch England as they heroically beat the might of Andorra and their ...

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Posted on September 3, 2008

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The Weekend Gone

Posted on August 31, 2008

Been a pretty eventful weekend really with lots going on. On Friday George stayed over with me at Colin's house and we walked through the forest over to The Plough for a pint. Six pints later we found ourselves walking back in the pitch black. We literally could not see our hands on front of our faces and we had the added obstacle of puddles and ditches. Half way back Colin informed us that he had never walked it before in the dark, and for a ...

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