I had a bit of trouble with my ears recently—my right one decided to block up, leading to a thrilling few days of muffled conversations, shouting at the telly, and eventually, the slightly medieval experience of having it syringed. Not the most glamorous chapter of my life.
During this auditory adventure, I found myself on the phone with a client and had to ask him to speak up a bit, explaining that I was going a bit “Mutton Jeff.”
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Funny how the people who claim to hate cancel culture are always trying to cancel someone, isn’t it?
So… Where’s the Threat, Exactly?
Not once in my life has a transgender person stopped me from getting on with my day. Not at work, not in the pub, not in the supermarket — not even when I’ve been stuck behind someone doing 25 in a 60. It’s uncanny, really. Trans people keep existing and somehow, my bills still need paying, my ...
There was a time when going out for dinner at the local pub felt like a treat. A little reward for not being a total underachiever, perhaps. But these days, more often than not, I find myself sitting at a table, staring into the abyss of a flavourless £18 main course, wondering why I didn’t just stay at home and make beans on toast with a cheeky splash of paprika for excitement.
Where Did It All Go Wrong?
Let’s be honest: pub food ...
The sweet, sweet taste of a Brexit victory—getting slapped with a mere 10% tariff instead of the EU’s 20%. Pop the champagne, lads! We’ve officially graduated from “completely screwed” to “mildly shafted.” If that’s not a reason to celebrate, what is?
Of course, any trained politician with half a functioning brain cell should see this for what it is: a blatant attempt to drive a wedge between the UK and the EU. But sure, ...
Modern Britain. A country where the rich get richer, the poor get poorer, and the government—regardless of who’s in charge—insists that the only way to “balance the books” is by squeezing the life out of the working class. Because, of course, it would be utterly ridiculous to make billionaires or giant corporations contribute a fair share. No, no, far better to hike National Insurance, slash benefits, and let ordinary people foot the ...
