Man Celebrates After Saying ‘Let’s Just Leave’ on Question Time
Posted on February 22, 2019
An angry man was celebrating last night after shouting, ‘WE VOTED OUT, JUST LEAVE!’ on BBC political show, Question Time.
Registered social inadequate, Ron Plant, a manual worker in between projects, offered his ambitious Brexit solution live on air last night, leaving host, Fiona Bruce, speechless.
Ron (who says he is not racist but…) explained his findings and why he chose a national TV political debate to air his maverick views. Views that he thinks, will serve as a wake up call to the nation.
“We voted out, just go, leave now, simple as that”, said Ron, as his face reddened to near toxic levels.
When asked about job losses, complex trade arrangements and the potential for tariffs and logistics issues at ports, Ron was quick to come up with a practical solution.
“We defeated the Nazis in 1945, so we can defeat the EU…they need us more than we need them. Keep the £39 billion and tell them to shove it. Then we can start that A34 thing and trade on NRA terms!”
As his care nurse prepared Ron for his morning injection, our reporter made his excuses and decided it was time to leave. However, Ron wasn’t finished.
“AND DON’T GET ME STARTED ON THAT SHAMINA BEGUM, SHE NEEDS BEHEADING THAT ONE…BOBBY MOORE DIDN’T WIN THE WORLD CUP FOR THE LIKES OF HER!”, Ron shouted, as his nurse ushered him back indoors.
*Ron’s forthcoming book, ‘Ron Plant – Voice of Reason’ is released next month and won’t be available in any good book shops.
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