WOTS (sic) GOING ON IN ARE (sic) CANTREE (sic)? FURST (sic) OF ALL TOMMY WOBBINSON (sic) GETS BANGED UP FOR PURVURTED (sic) OF THE CORSE (sic) OF JASTIS (sic) THEN FOOTBALL WOLL (sic) MODEL WAHIM (sic) STURLINS (sic) HAS A TATU (sic) OF A FACKIN (sic) GAN (sic) ON HIS FACKIN (sic) LEG!

SAM (sic) PEEPLE (sic) SAY WOBBINSON (sic) IS A WACIST (sic) BUT ALL EE (sic) WOZ (sic) TWYING (sic) TO DO WOZ (sic) GET JASTIS (sic) BY PERVURTING (sic) IT. ME AND MY MATES AT THE FOOTBALL LADS ALLIANCE MITE (sic) NOT LIKE MUSLIMISTS (sic) BUT SUM (sic) OF ARE (sic) BEST FWENDS (sic) ARE (sic) BLACK!

WEN (sic) I SAW WOT (sic) STURLINS (sic) HAD DAN (sic), I FORT (sic) ABOUT MY BOY KYLEDON. EE’S (sic) ALLWEDDY (sic) BAND (sic) FROM SKOOL (sic) COS (sic) OF IS ATTENSHUN (sic) DISAWDA (sic) SO THE LAST FING (sic) WE NEED IS HIM SEEING A DARKIE WIV (sic) A FACKIN (sic) GAN TATU (sic) ON HIS FACKIN (sic) LEG.

NOW, I’M NOT WACIST (sic)…BUT…IF WE ARE GOING TO GET THIS CANTWEE (sic) BACK ON ITS FACKIN (sic) PLATES OF MEET (sic) STURLING (sic) SHOOD (sic) BE HUNG AND TOMMY WOBBINSON (sic) SHOOD (sic) BE FWEE (sic) TO VIDEO HIMSELF PURVERTED (sic) THE CORSE (sic) OF JASTIS (sic) WOTTEVER (sic) THE FACK (sic) THAT MEENS (sic).

MAKE BWITTAN (sic) GWATE (sic) AGAIN. HANG THE JUDGES, HANG WAHIM (sic) STURLING (sic) HANG MUSLAMICS (sic) AND FWEE (sic) TOMMY WOBBINSON (sic).

MAKES YOU SIC (sic)!